See Patrick Live

Come for the show, stay for the party!

 

I'm so excited to be bringing my one-of-a-kind storytelling event back across the country with A BRAND NEW SHOW!

For the storytelling part of the evening, I'm mashing up two stories: a hilariously disastrous evening I spent with Golden Girls ICON Bea Arthur (I loved her, she hated me) and the unexpected arrival of my newborn daughter. And when the show is over, I'm meeting you at the venue bar for cocktails, pictures, and laughs - the venue is ours for the whole night! Oh - and as a special treat, I've enlisted the shenanigans of Bea Arthur impersonator Jason B. Schmidt, who appears via video as Bea from beyond the grave to give her take on this whole ridiculous situation. She’s drunk and in no mood. You really don’t want to miss this!

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Please note that drinks are sold separately from the tickets. Copies of my book will also be available for purchase at the show!